Every single summer, Smooch! (that’s the plural, btw) melt. And every single summer, I completely fail to post a pre-emptive melt warning, and end up fielding a handful of (perfectly reasonable) “OMG, it melted what do I do?!” e-mails each week.
Finally, much after the fact, I’ve devloped The Expanded User Guide to Smooch!, exploring (at length) the why, wherefore, and what-then of melting, texture, volume, and numerous other details. For a company that prides itself on fuss-free product function, it’s actually a little embarrassing.
Perhaps it’s not too late? After all, things will melting in the Southern Hemispehre for the next 6 months unless I’m mistaken!
Vil·lain·ess \ 'vi-lən-nəs \ n : a woman who is a villain
Vil·lain·ess \ 'vi-lən-nəs \ n
1 : an uncanny, articulate woman
2 : a deliberate antagonist or tease
3 : an intelligent woman in a tabloid or gossip
4 : the fall-girl in a particularly difficult situation
Villainess. Redefining "bad."