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Thanks for nothing!

In classic Villainess spirit, we’re extending the Thanksgiving celebration just a little further. From now through Cyber Monday, orders totaling $25 or more are welcome to a Free Gift of Ingrate

Ingrate

Discontent and slumber. Rosemary and sage stuffing, canned cranberries, three kinds of pie, and burnt fall foliage. I had SUCH fun designing this (slightly bizarro) fragrance. Some of you may be burnt out from smelling food All Day Long and Ingrate might not be for you. Of course, others may be gluttons for punishment, stuffing aficionados, or cranberry addicts. Those special souls will love the slightly-sweetened herbiness of Ingrate, and we are happy to share it with you. Kisses!

The Fine Print
Ingrate is not currently for sale, and is only available as a free gift with orders subtotaling $25 (that’s after any Mastermind Points, and before shipping). One per customer (i.e. multiple orders will not receive multiple bars), one per order (e.g. $50 orders will not receive 2 bars). You must add the item to your cart, but adding multiple items will result in a $100 charge per bar - limit it to one bar. The offer is scheduled to end Monday night at midnight US Central time, but we may extend it if we have additional stock.

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Vil·lain·ess \ 'vi-lən-nəs \ n : a woman who is a villain

Vil·lain·ess \ 'vi-lən-nəs \ n
1 : an uncanny, articulate woman
2 : a deliberate antagonist or tease
3 : an intelligent woman in a tabloid or gossip
4 : the fall-girl in a particularly difficult situation

Villainess. Redefining "bad."