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Got Freezerburn?

Will make this brief because the first day of my (much needed, very rare) three-day weekend has left me brain-dead in the best way possible. Ohh, to sleep in and eat a cinnamon roll breakfast… simple pleasures, I tell ya. BIG GRIN

First, since your dessert structures might be crumbling to pieces, we think it’s the perfect time to indulge in a little Gingerbread Whorehouse! Our best-selling/smelling collaboration with Possets Perfume returns, and it is still aweseome.

Second, I am experimenting with a fabulous frosty fir concoction that we’ve dubbed Freezerburn. It is “Siberian fir and stately pines dusted with powder-soft layers of sweet snow.” It’s not ideal if you’re hoping to escape the snow and cold, but if you’ve only got a light dusting of frost on your shrubberies? Might be nice to set the winter mood!

Freezerburn

Third, button yer seatbelts! Mercury officially enters its retrograde period tomorrow. Mars, of course, entered it’s retrograde a week ago - you may have already noticed a nice, slow, sense of inertia setting in. Objects at rest, et al. Thus, our Perfume Oil returns.

Finally, we’re ready to start fresh with 2010, so our entire Black Label collection (featuring selections from our Fall & Winter releases) is at 20% off. Auto-deducted from the cart, no codes, no hoops. The aforementioned Freezerburn and Retrograde items are the only non-discounted items, and they will checkout at the normal full-size product prices.

And now, I indulge in a little more mid-winter torpor.

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