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Sales!

Quick note to commence the shopping season! We are staging a series of serious savings, and assume you need as much data as possible to fully develop your retail strategy.

First, Ingrate makes a reappearance. Discontent and slumber. Rosemary and sage stuffing, canned cranberries, three kinds of pie, and burnt fall foliage. This is the soap you want if you just can’t get enough Thanksgiving - good and bad. It’s only available as a free gift with $25 purchases, and will be available through 11/29 (or, while supplies last). You’ll have to add this item to your cart/order to receive it.

And then, to really get things started on Black Friday (11/26), we have lowered the bar. Our standard “Free Shipping at $100” order has been reduced to a $50 subtotal/threshold for North American destinations. A good way to reach $50? Soap Multiplicity - Buy 4 bars of our General Catalog Soap, and get the 5th free! Not interested in full bars? Try our Soap Sampler - 20 generous sample slices of our best-selling scents tucked into a decorative gift of Sheer Black Organza.

On Saturday (11/27), Get Smooched! Purchase 4 General Catalog Smooch! items and get the 5th one free.

On Sunday (11/28), Get Whipped! Purchase 4 General Catalog Whipped! items and get the 5th one free.

Finally, take Monday as an opportunity to snag an experimental Custom Smack!. Purchase any 2 Smack! items (either premade or custom) and get a Custom Smack! for free.

These sales will run through midnight, Central Standard Time. For the fine print, and other details, keep an eye on our Sale Summary Page. Bling bling, baby.

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Comments

Are the free offeres limited to one per order, or can I order (for example) 4 smacks and get 2 free?


Is the free shipping with a $50 purchase only on November 26th or it starts on the 26th and ends on the 29th?


All of the “buy x, get one free” offers are limited to 5 free items per order.

And Free Shipping at $50 starts in the 26th and runs through the 29th. Me am BizarroBomb!


Yay thanks!!!!! <33333


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