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Super Ship! - Birthday Sale Pt 7

Number 7! This birthday celebration sale will be a super-short one-day for our domestic customers only…

Super Ship!
Impressive.

Free shipping, today only, on orders in North America, subtotaling $50 or more! This sale will end promptly at midnight tonight (central time).

Our final 8th sale will kick in then, and run for the last two days of August. Stayed tuned…! Now, for my master plan!

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Vil·lain·ess \ 'vi-lən-nəs \ n : a woman who is a villain

Vil·lain·ess \ 'vi-lən-nəs \ n
1 : an uncanny, articulate woman
2 : a deliberate antagonist or tease
3 : an intelligent woman in a tabloid or gossip
4 : the fall-girl in a particularly difficult situation

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