MALL SANTA LOAF
MALL SANTA LOAF
WANTED FOR: Public intoxicated by holiday spirits.
CHARACTERISTIC SCENT: The pervasive scent of cinnamon buns and peppermint cream cheese frosting, a double-tall dash of sea salt, underscored with whiskey, tobacco stains, toffee candies, and delicious filthy lucre. Sweet enough to trust; salty enough to know better.
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: Dashed with Red Hawaiian sea salt for a lotion-like lather with no Mele Kalikimaka insight.
INGREDIENTS: Palm Oil (sustainable), Coconut Oil, Soybean Oil, Olive Oil, Rice Bran Oil, Cherry Kernel Oil, Mango Butter, Monoi de Tahiti Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, Aqua, Fragrance Oil, Red Hawaiian Alea Salt, Mica, Iron Oxide, Topping: Fluorphlogopite, Activated Charcoal (washes away)
SPECS: While the faces are smoothly planed, the sides and top bare the one-of-a-kind rawness of handcrafted soap. Makes 10 Full Bars - 5.5oz | 40 Mini Bars - 1.25oz | Uncut Loaf - 3.5lbs